Disclaimer: This is a personal story with intimate references :)
So today I went to CVS to buy tampons which for me in my situation is a monumentally sad experience. (I was hoping it would be many many months and way post baby before I would have to do that but today I found myself there.) So I go to the feminine/ family planning aisle and immediately see something interesting. There is a man standing there completely engaged in reading the back of a bottle of lubricant. But not just any bottle of lubricant....it was the KIWI STRAWBERRY flavored one. The funny part of this story is that this man was, I kid you not, pushing 90 years-old!!! Not some 20-year-old, shouldn't be having sex anyways, all about himself guy but a sweet old grampa! I like to think that this man who has been married for 60 plus years was just trying to keep it interesting! But I loved that he was completely engaged in reading the directions or perhaps the ingredients to ensure that his sweetie wouldn't be allergic. I hurried and grabbed the box I needed and laughed all the way to the register and back to my car. I think that maybe that was God's way of making my sad experience not so terrible :)
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Hahaha. Love that story; I'm glad it made you laugh!
Classic...I love it.
That's the way to keep it going after all those years...hope he didn't think it was flavored denture cream!!
That's hilarious!
I was telling someone the "I just love corn!" story the other day and it had me laughing hard. Then it had me missing you bad. Love you!
So funny. Kiwi Strawberry? Even in the 20's, I'm not sure that sounds good. ha!
How was Vegas - I can't wait to hear stories and pictures (if you can). :)
Are you home yet? I'm SOO anxious to hear about the trip! Call me ASAP.
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